Last night was my first “interesting” Chinese food experience. And by “interesting” I mean NASTY. Take a look:
Jellyfish. Ewwwwww. It tasted OK but the texture was awful — crunchy and slimy.
Frog. The frog was actually good, like chicken, but there wasn’t much meat. The good news is that the meat was riddled with bones and other nasty things that I don’t even want to think about.
Rabbit. The rabbit was hands down the best. Its texture was that of chicken, but the taste was slightly more interesting. It reminded me of “Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers,” where Samwise and Frodo are cooking a rabbit with Smigel. I thought I was Frodo, bearer of the Ring, before realizing I was eating frog and jellyfish, at which point I escaped my fantasy and nearly sprinted to the bathroom.
Crazy Szechwan pepper. Little suckers were good and manageable. Apparently these aren’t allowed in the US.
In addition to trying some wild food, I was also able to finally see a squatter. Though I’ve still yet to experience one, just the mere sight of it was shocking, sparking all sorts of amazement and curiosity.
Bonus story: Christophe and I bought four DVDs for less than $3. The DVDs say “Bluray” on them, despite them being burnt, non-Bluray DVDs. Silly street vendors.
I managed to carry the DVDs around all night, including in this high-class club, where I strode in with shorts and sandals and Bluray DVDs in my pocket. Unfortunately the DVDs fell out of my pocket in the cab. Dangit!
I hope you enjoyed this edition of Alex in Shanghai. I nearly got sick writing this post.






















